Friday Feature: Guest Blog by Casey Sheridan

Funny Words and Phrases

Hot pleasure, like molten lava, took its time to flow through her veins. The little bullet tucked inside her panties and nestled so perfectly against her clit packed a nice punch.

Melodie sighed and closed her eyes. Her body relaxed and she enjoyed the sensual vibrations. How long had it been since a man had gone down on her? God, how she missed the feel of a strong tongue gliding between the lips of her pussy and working it’s magic. – From Number 69 by Casey Sheridan

Occasionally on my blog I like to do what I call “Funny Words and Phrases”. I pick a body part (sexual bits) and share some of the slang terms I’ve found, using them in a humorous phrase. Today I chose masturbation, specifically the man.

I know Number 69 is centered on a woman wearing vibrating panties, but in all honesty, I find the terms for male masturbation to be more humorous than those for female masturbation, and certainly not in short supply.

Hold on with both hands because here we go:

Bleed the weed (from the 1990’s) sounds like a procedure you get at a doctor’s office. Or maybe it’s a gardening tool used to examine the equipment (also from the 1990’s). That’s probably very helpful to do before you get one’s pole varnished (from the1980’S).

I’m sure most men like to play pocket billiards (from the1940’s) before they polish the viper (from the 1980’s+).

How many of you like to toot your flute (from the 1980’s+)?

Don’t raise your hands! You’ll need them both to flog the bishop (from the 1950’s+) and to beat the bald-headed bandit (from the 1960’s).

Tell me….what funny words or phrases have you heard for male masturbation?


A matchmaking party was not Melodie’s idea of fun, and wearing vibrating panties was just plain weird. Or was it?

Should she go to the party? After all, she just might meet Mr. Right. And if he doesn’t show, she has the vibrating panties to keep things interesting.

Read my review of Number 69 HERE

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Casey Sheridan wrote her first erotic story on a dare, and loved it so much she never stopped. Casey’s work has been published by Breathless Press and Cobblestone Press, and has appeared on The Erotic Woman, Every Night Erotica and RSVP-Erotica.

She loves reading, writing, chocolate, book stores, and art museums.

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14 Comments

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14 Responses to Friday Feature: Guest Blog by Casey Sheridan

  1. I enjoyed this guest blog. Very funny. Definitely read Damon Suede’s Hot Head for about a zillion euphamisms for masturbation man-style.

  2. Tiss

    Some of those terms I”ve heard, some not. Interesting blog/interview.

  3. Tamsyn

    Interesting post. Learn a lot of new words today! :o)

  4. I hope they were words you can use, Tamsyn.
    Thanks for stopping!

  5. Thanks for hosting me today, Kathy.
    I really appreciate it.
    xoxo

    • Book Reviews & More by Kathy

      Great having you stop by. I enjoyed your blog post and I learned a few new terms today ;)!

  6. Eileen

    wow I’ve only heard of one and that was playing pocket billiards. I can’t even tell you who explained that one to me either! LOL Just asked the husband YOUR question and I got the strangest look. Now that was priceless.

  7. Cec

    Love the blog! I’ve also learnt a few new words today 

  8. Timitra

    I haven’t heard any of these terms nor do I have any to add to the list but I definitely enjoyed this post!!!!

  9. Thanks everyone for stopping by. I’m very sorry I couldn’t comment earlier than this (no one will probably read this either). I had a horrible virus on my computer on Friday afternoon and I couldn’t get anywhere. Finally had to get a whole new hard drive.

    Anyway, thanks again for stopping!

  10. Hi Casey!

    I loved those posts of yours! I remember hearing one, but now I forgot it – but I recall it having something to do with a monkey…or, I may be completely off 🙂

    I read Number 69 over the weekend and loved it! Well played! And Elliot is dreamy!!

    Hugs
    April

  11. I’ve heard a few of those and more….Casey, congrats on the hot book….